I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

"So, are you seeing anyone?" I was asked this question for the umpteenth time this week. And, as usual exasperatedly I gave my "single-and-loving-it" speech. What's the big deal about being single? Why Pity me? For Heaven’s sake I am just 20. How many times my friends and family love to set me up with blind dates (and we all know how satisfying those are).

Oh dear, Bridget Jones Syndrome alert!

Why is being single obsessed over continually by society? So what if you don’t have someone to rant everything to. So what if you don’t have sex on a regular basis. So what if you don’t have a reason to shave your legs. So what if you’ll have to get out the vibrators more often. So what? I am very happy with my life. I do not "reject" relationships; I just don't go out looking for one. Sure, love can be a wonderful thing, but it's also super-complicated (just ask your bud who's buggin' about her BF 24/7).

It isn’t that men don’t interest me; it’s just that most of them cannot hold my interest for long. (I just get bored very easily.) When your expectations are high, disappointment comes easily.

By living the fabulous single life, I automatically cancel that inevitable guy-fueled drama out of my world. Did I mention being single equals unlimited flirting? Sweet!
Single life can be the most exciting time of your life. I can slump around the house in any old thing. I have to cope with not getting a huge phone bill at the end of the month. I can go out and flirt as much as my heart desires, without a worry in the world

I can finally see all the good videos – the romantic, cheesy films. I don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things. I don’t check with someone to see if 'its okay' to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. I can accept on the spot. No one is going to get insulted if I spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards. (Winks!) I don't have to worry if he will or won't call. I can spend your paycheck on what you want. “No snoring.” I am forced to enjoy and give an episode of Grey’s Anatomy my undivided attention. It doesn’t seem to be all that bad.

So…….I'm Sexy and Single. Make your move if you want. Doesn't mean I will or won't.

"The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose."

Rhea

I am a real romantic and have a great taste for the exiotic. I love feeling sea breeze in my hair, sun on my skin…..Slip those shoes off…I like to kick back. I like people to be well groomed, with a tight bod and heaps of sex appeal.As for music, its my soundtrack to the world. I like to unwind and switch off: it gives me a break from reality. I love being a little bit naughty. Being good all the time is a bore. I have got a good sense of fun and maybe an infectious giggle. I don’t have rules, and I don’t like restrictions. I make my own choices, and do as I please. For me pleasure always comes first.

The comfort of being loved makes me feel free with my words – I am a love bug. I am real romantic and a bit of dreamer. OK, life may not be a movie, but what’s wrong with thinking it is?I place real importance on friendships. I am family minded, and forge strong relationships.

It is difficult to predict what will upset me, so when I do lose my cool, people don't know how to react. My temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify me will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. I generally get upset when I am are cornered or when people accuse me of doing something wrong. I also hate being reminded about mistakes I have made in the past. I also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.

I completely believe in Mr. Forest Gump's words "Life’s like a box of a chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get."