Friday, November 21, 2008

Where's my Vampire? P.S. Bite me!

Oh boy...I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Cullen.

Yes, I'm not ashamed of it: I'm absolutely in love with the Twilight series.

Do you remember the absolute hopelessness and depression you felt when you realized you were a "muggle" and that you would, in actuality, not be able to attend "Hogwarts"?

Well, that's what I'm feeling right now after Twilight.

Where is my Edward Cullen? Where is my breathtakingly beautiful vampire love? Where is the werewolf BFF of mine? One who wants to steal me away from my one true vampire love? Why is no one waging war or fighting over my awesome self?!

After seeing Edward's crooked smile on screen, i almost died and went to vampire heaven - Edward Cullen= PERFECT ..
and if i had to choose anyone to phase me into the vampire world, it would definitely have to be Robert Pattinson and his beautiful crooked smile ... *droooooooooooooollll*

I am totally head-over-heels in LOVE with Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattinson
WHY....
Because he's EDWARD CULLEN!!!!
Because he is VAMPIRE
Because he would DIE for you.
Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.
Because he sings you to sleep. *awwww*
Because he promises 'Forever'
Because, inwardly, I have a thing for blood play
Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.
Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe
Because he has perfect handwriting.
Because he makes sarcasm sexy.
Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps
Because he has perfect handwriting.
Because he growls.
Because they just don't make them like that in this century SIGH!
Because he's unique in a cool, un-emo/goth/schoolshooter way.
Because he has pretty eyes. (that change colors!) *swoons*

Because he can stay up all night. *winks*
Because he will never leave you, even if you kiss another guy.
Because mood swings are hot.

Because he's rock-hard. (don't bother giggling, the pun is intended)
Because he watches you in your sleep.
Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion
Because he drives over the speed-limit. (Aha)
Because he loves his family.
Because he's old fashioned.
Because he's Edward Cullen, dammit!

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